idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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