Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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