love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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