i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
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can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
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By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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