Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
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how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
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He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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