Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Randomize
