are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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