allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
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We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
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ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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