some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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