Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
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Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
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Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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