Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Blood and glitter go together right?
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
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