We should be called the Road Head Warriors
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
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