You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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