Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Buhtt sex?
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
