i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
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i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
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I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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