If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
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The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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