Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
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I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
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Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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