i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
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