It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Then you guys just all showered together...?
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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