I'm really into asian looking animals
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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