New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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