i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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