I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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