I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
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What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
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