dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
no, he came in my armpit
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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