I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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