if you like me you must not know who I am
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
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I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
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The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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