It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
How naked do you want me to be?
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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