I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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