This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
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i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
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You. Win. At. Life.
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I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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