so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
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I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
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Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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