According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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