don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
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Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
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I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
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