Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
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you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
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I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
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