It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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