i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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