After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
If I had your ass I would rule the world
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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