Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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