if i can run in heels then i can drive
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
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Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
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It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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