Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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