He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
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Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
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It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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