Kareoke will never be a sober sport
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
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He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
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They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
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