You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
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Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
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I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
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Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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