You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
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its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
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I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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