i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
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idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
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he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
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