David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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