You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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