HIV tests are more positive than that guy
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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