the day after is always just damage control
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
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I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
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There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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