there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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