Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
