Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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