Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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