He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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