I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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