Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
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i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
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I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?