hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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