I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
Randomize
